To add your own banner type '=' at the main menu
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Hey, what is this anayway?
I hate these dumb messages... Don't you?
Someone is watching you (Guess who???)
To be or not to be, that is the question... Do you?
Antidisestablishmentarianism. Kinda says it all doesn't it?
BEE-BOOP A LOU BOP  ,SHES MY BABY.....  (oops you caught me singing online)
Someone loves you
He's Baaack!!!!!
Whats up with whats going down?
The Falcon will be soaring with the Eagles!
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Looking for a new computer?  How about an Atari, or maybe a Cyrix/AMD?
Type Naked
Atari Computer Users make better lovers!
Ever get the feeling that the SysOp is watching your ever move?
Your request for a return to childhood has been approved.
spare an armidillo?
Call Atari Scene, It is never busy. 502-456-4292
Yo, Milk has no Bones.......!!!!       So Drink water......
Don't be a gumball
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Late sleeper on the Titanic-"Where are all the lifeboats?"
A pickle, a wristwatch, a red ceramic tile, a fish, and a walrus.