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Disorder, In The, Court!, Transquips, disorder
Doctor, Franklin's, Maxims, For Wealth, maxims
Real Good, Reasons, You Should, Register, jqbeg
Real Life, In Fantasy, Land!, TV Axioms, tvaxioms
Down Home Fun, downhome
Zippy The Pinhead, zippy
Tell The Kids, tellkids
Real Dumb People, realdumb
Excuses, excuses
Kid Talk, kidtalk
Politics, politics
One Line Wit, oneline
Quotable, quotable
ASCII Art, asciiart
Insult Me, insults
Rednecks, rednecks
Bulb Jokes, bulbjoke
Lawyers II, lawshort
Quips & Wit, quipwit
TOP 10, top10
Quoted, quoted
Exit/Setup, dummy
Practical Jokes, pracjoke
Fortune Cookies, cookies
Selected Scriptures, select
Things To Think About, thkabout
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