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                 і Are You Suidical?  Take this simple test. і
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ГДґГДґ  1. Do you linger in the sleeping pill section of the supermarket?
ГДґГДґ  2. Do you speed up when approaching a read light at an intersection?
ГДґГДґ  3. Do you consider death "a fun thing"?
ГДґГДґ  4. Does getting older make you happy?
АДЩАДЩ  5. Does the thought of non-existance seem like a relaxing change of
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ГДґГДґ  6. Do you sometimes wish you didn't have a body?
ГДґГДґ  7. Do you resent waking up?
ГДґГДґ  8. Do you consider sleeping your favorite activity?
ГДґГДґ  9. Are all of your best friends dead?
АДЩАДЩ 10. Do you have a bumper sticker that says, "Life's a bitch and then               you die!"?
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ГДґГДґ 11. Is your favorite movie "Harold and Maude"?
ГДґГДґ 12. Are you a college student?
ГДґГДґ 13. Are you intrigued by WWII Kamikazee pilots?
АДЩАДЩ 14. Is your idea of recreation a stroll through central park after
ЪДїЪДї     midnight?
АДЩАДЩ 15. When an airline announces that there may be a bomb on board, do you            immediately book the flight?

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і    1-3: Yes і Write to Ann Landers  і
і    4-6: Yes і See a social worker   і
і    7-9: Yes і See a phsychologist   і
і  10-12: Yes і See a psychiatrist    і
і  13-15: Yes і See a coroner         і
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