fff000f2300ffe008066600159f ^3TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT ^7 T O T A L L Y U S E L E S S ! ^3TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT ^1 Let's get laughing! This section is dedicated to those of you who ^1are waiting for Exam results - it may make you forget about them for ^1a while! ^4 ..ooOOoo.. ^2 What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a Phone? ^7 A Golden Receiver. ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^2 What do you get if you cross an Australian wild dog with a Drummer? ^7 Dingo Starr. ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^2 What do you get if you cross an idiot's brain with elastic? ^7 A stretch of the imagination. ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^2 What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? ^7 Halfway! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^2 What is Dracula's favourite TV program? ^7 Horrornation Street! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^4 Thought for the month....... ^4 Don't worry if your job is small, ^4 And your rewards are few. ^4 Remember that the mighty oak, ^4 Was once a nut like you! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^4 What did the Martian say to the petrol pump? ^2 Take your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^7 What do you call a Skoda at the top of a hill? ^5 A miracle! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^1 What does the Devil like to drink? ^4 Demonade! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^1 What is a skeleton? ^4 Bones with the person off! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^1 What do you call a detective skeleton? ^4 Sherlock Bones! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^2 What is a monsters favourite breakfast? ^4 Dreaded Wheat! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^5 What would you give a nervous elephant? ^7 Trunkquillisers. ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^1 Why does Captain Kirk hear so well? ^2 He's got 3 ears: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear! ^6 ..ooOOoo.. ^5 Please Miss, would you punish me for something I hadn't done? ^5 No, of course not. ^5 That's good, 'cos I haven't done my homework! ^3TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT ^2 That's all folks! ^3TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT \