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^1The silly bit of Totally Amos that gives you the bits of information
^1that you really don't need to know. To be read if you are getting in
^1a knot with AMOS and need a spot of insanity to make you sane again!

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^7 This  is  the part of the magazine where there will not be any hints
^7and  tips  for  Amos,  just  tips  to  keep you sane.  We welcome any
^7contributios, but no naughty jokes please!

^7 The  subject  does  not have to be computer related, maybe if we get
^7something really good we'll find a prize to give away.

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^3 Some jokes to start off!

^2 These were found by Pippa, aged 8.

^6 "What's white, round and giggles?"

^7 "A tickled Onion!!"

^6 "What's white, round and can lift very heavy weights?"

^7 "An extra strong mint!"

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^2 Ben Ashley sends the following sily bits of info...

^4 Did you know that when you sneeze, your breath leaves your body at
^460 mph?

^2Or,

^4That in Australia, the sheep outnumber the people 10 to 1?

^2                             Thanks Ben.

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^1 Ben  Tucker  picked  out the following strange facts from his `Do It
^1Yourself Genius Kit'

^2 More  English  knights  were  killed  by lightening during a thunder
^2storm in 1360 than were killed at the battles of Crécy and Poitiers.

^1 The  human  brain  uses  the same amount of power as a 10-watt light
^1bulb.

^2 80% of the Human brain is made of water.

^1 It takes 120 drops of water to fill a teaspoon.

^2 If goldfish are left in the dark for a long time, they turn white.

^1 The greatest number of UFO's are spotted when Mars is at its nearest
^1point to the earth.

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^2        There's a town called AMOS!  It's in Quebec, Canada.

^6           Spotted by Pippa when looking through an atlas.

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