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^1The silly bit of Totally Amos that gives you the bits of information
^1that you really don't need to know. To be read if you are getting in
^1a knot with AMOS and need a spot of insanity to make you sane again!

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^7 This  is  the part of the magazine where there will not be any hints
^7and  tips  for  Amos,  just  tips  to  keep you sane.  We welcome any
^7contributions, but no naughty jokes please!

^7 The  subject  does  not have to be computer related, maybe if we get
^7something really good we'll find a prize to give away.

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^4 To  kick  off,  here's  some information about Amos that you may not
^4know.

^6 The  original Amos was a Hebrew prophet who was around a few hundred
^6years B.C.

^6 He  was  a  rather  outspoken  man  who  didn't  really  care  what
^6anyone thought of him.

^2 Does  this  mean  that  if you believe in what you're doing, you can
^2prophet from Amos?

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^4 Did  you  know  that  Turkeys have a habit of looking upwards during
^4rain storms?

^4 This means that a lot of them drown! 

^2 Better than being a guest of Bernard Mathews!

^2(Info from Jules Christian, D.J. Swansea Sound Radio)

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^4 Our  Ben's  definition  of bug testing a program, said as he watched
^4his little sister try out Paint Me a Story.

^2 "So  Pippa  is  playing  PMAS so that when REAL people use it, there
^2won't be any mistakes!"

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^4 From Readers Digest:-

^4 Computers  do  things  faster than humans for one reason only - they
^4don't have to answer the phone!!

^2 (not intended as a hint to anyone who phones us!)

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^2 Send  your  contributions to us, all will be read, hopefully laughed
^2at, and put on disk for the next Issue of TOTALLY AMOS.

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