Hey dudes,       

Okay, so it`s a little silly but hey, so am I!

       Glod (Golden apple)
Ehm. I wrote this when I was just a liccle scoolboy I sent it off
to a  software company and they didn`t wanna know. We do loads of
adventures,  we want  arcade  games  is  not  what they said, but
implied. I packed away my  computer and joined a band. Here  I am
ten years later and here  it  is, still as  dated and  crappy  as
ever,  but  I still like it and see`n as though it`s free, you`ll
probably  like  it  a  tiny, small, miniscule bit too. (Unobscene
Finger jestures denoting a small amount!)

It`s a pretty simple adventure, and you`ll be through it in maybe
a few hours or so,  but  if  you  like  it  there`s  plenty  more
thought  still left in my head  and I could churn  out  loads  of
them.

I wrote it Scott adams style, where you are, what you can see is
all at the top above the margin,  what you wanna type in, and my
rude replies are below. I like it that way, it`s less messy than
scribbling all over the  screen.  But if that`s the way you like
it It can accommodate for that too! I`m really clever like that!


command  the dude who`s eyes  you`ll see it all through with two
word sentences; like GO CAVE or UNLOCK GATE. (I could`ve made an
advanced  language  interpreter  for  it,  so you  could type in
sentences, but the thrill of that cheap trick soon wares off and
I get bored typing. I like this way better!)
for directions, simply type in N,E,S,W,U,D. 
    Don`t forget you can always type in HELP and don`t always be
satisfied with the first answer you get!


       You`ll work it out, you`re smart! 


I`m gonna mess around with it a bit and see if I can get it to do
some stuff.


                                                bye!