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' Why the hell anyone would want a guru to appear is beyond me!
' I get more than enough when i'm programming.   
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Rem open a hires screen to display our guru
Screen Open 0,640,256,4,Hires : Palette $0,$0,$F00,$0
Cls 0
Rem turn off the cursor and hide the pointer 
Hide : Curs Off 
Ink 3
Rem draw the box around the text 
Box 0,0 To 630,30
Box 1,1 To 629,29
Box 2,2 To 628,28
Ink 1,0,0
Rem print the text 
Locate 0,1 : Centre "Software Failure.   Press left mouse button to continue." : Print 
Centre "Guru Meditation #0000000A.00C01570"
Rem flash the text 
Flash 3,"(f00,30)(000,30)"
Rem wait a bit then fade the guru error
Wait 150 : Fade 1 : Wait 15
Cls 0
Flash Off 
Rem display next text and fade up colours
Locate 0,0 : Centre "But Then Again, Maybe Not....."
Fade 2,$0,$0,$F00 : Wait 50