IceBoards ~~~~~~~~~ >>>Please insert own brilliant storyline here<<<. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Note! This game has no specific object. but nor does climbing a hill with a piece of wood clipping your feet to it and sliding back down... This game is about snowboarding. You must plug in a joystick (into the joystick port) to play it. Firstly when you load the game you will see an intro, then the title screen and pressing fire will enter the course select. You can choose from: * NOVICE... A course with jumps and flags but no obstacles. Good if you don't know what to expect. * CONTINENTAL... This is a course with jumps, flags and obstacles as well. * NATIONAL... This course has superJumps, superFlags and... SUPER OBSTACLES but it is also the most fun ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ After selecting you are taken to the main game. You are shown a ">" side on view and you will be moving. If you are in CONTINENTAL or INTERNATIONAL You can now panic as obstacles will be whizzing towards you. If not you can watch the snowboarder totally fail to give a good impression of moving... Anyway whilst on the floor you can jump (FIRE) and brake (LEFT) and little else while waiting for a ramp to appear. When this happens you can waggle the joystick like a nutcase and watch him fall over. If he survives you can always repeat the process until a suitable death is attained. You will then see your poor little snowboarder roll off down the hill and you will be shown how crap (or good?!?) you did. It will tell you... a) How many stunts you performed, b) How many ramps you flew off and c) A totally awful sound. Press fire to return to the title screen. WELL DONE FOR READING THIS FAR ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ And now a few hints for all you nice people who bother to read README's... *Press "H" on the title screen to view all the moves. *Land the right way up after a 360 or you'll crash. *Press FIRE to skip the intro. TROUBLESHOOTING ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And now a few solutions to problems you may face. Q) This game is crap and I hate it. A) Format the disk, scribble over the label and use the disk for your own use Q) This game is to slow! it looks like he is underwater for goodness sake. A) Try pressing the "+" key in the main game until a suitable speed is reached. Q) This game is unplayable and my poor little brain can't handle it. A) Try pressing the "-" key as above.