Hello Amiga Format! I love your magazine, and I really hope that you show my
game - Yo! 2 - in your next issue. I know it's totally crap. That's why I
sent it to you. I simply considered the fact that you had shown Wag-O-Fun,
even though it was totally crap. So please show this game for a laugh!

My name is Damien O'Donnell, and I'm from a town near Glasgow, called Kirkin-
tilloch. I'm 14 years old, and I made Yo! 2 in a day when I was 12. It was
only recently that I had the notion to send it away to your absolutely brill-
iant magazine! (When I seen Wag-O-Fun).

The aim of the game is very simple. You control a small orange pixel around a
maze of square stars, so that you can reach and enter the blue dotty exit.
Level 1 consists of 10 stars, and as you progress through the levels, 10
stars are added to the sort of maze.

There are a few options for you to tinkle away with. There are Auto-Brake,
Speed, Audio, Wall Bounciness, and last but not least, Tune Select. There are
2 tunes for you to kill yourself listening to if you set Audio to Music, and
there is a little `Chink' sound for you to drearily listen to if you set the
same option to Sound. However, I will let you experiment with the other
options to see what they do.

I am not a crap programmer. I'm not going to say I'm great, but never, ever,
EVER judge my other games by the unfortunate and sad state of this insult to
the Amiga. I am also planning to send another of my games to you, called
`Eye-City'. Unlike Oh No! 2, Eye-City is a cool wee platformer. However, I am
not prepared to leak anything else. You'll just have to wait, I'm afraid!

Oh, before I forget, you may be curious to what happened to Yo! 1 (Oh No! 1).
Well, that's a sad, uninteresting story you don't want to hear about. Put it
this way - its sequel is twice as sophisticated.

So, I hope you enjoy dying at the sight of `Oh No, Someone's Sent In A Shite
Game! 2', and you decide to actually CHARGE me £50 for wasting your time.

Thank You!!!!!